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fundies say the darndest things!:
Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

EnemyPartyII, Christianforums.com [Comments (97)] [2007-Dec-02]

oh, also!
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [Comments (148)] [2005-Jul-03]

yeah, you jackasses. HOWCOME YOU CANT SPEAK MONKEY??  oh man. this is good stuff.

last... but... most certainly not least:
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive! Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (2877)] [2006-Oct-28]

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Speak up.
From:ext_79901
Date:January 21st, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)
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Heh. . . I read the first one you posted than saw the "97" and thought holy shit, Dan's gone big time. . . Then I realized which one was your comment tracker. That site is some funny shit, though.
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From:heterodoxus
Date:January 21st, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)
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ha. yeah, sadly i think i only have one retarded troll that shows up from time to time...

if you REALLY want to sink your faith in humanity... follow some of the links to the actual message boards and whatnot that they're taken from.

like, whoa.
(Speak up.)
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